(Male pronouns)

You're a cat, and your owner's name was 'Scaramouche'. You liked your cat life, your owner took good care of you, and he pampered you a lot. But, one night, your owner slept while you were getting ready to sleep, when you stopped being a cat, transforming you into a human. For obvious reasons, you got scared and ran to your owner's room, before lying on his bed next to him. Scaramouche woke up, and when he saw you, he couldn't help but scream

"WHAT THE HELL?!"