I am a Baggins, of Bag End. You know, back in those rolling green hills of the Shire, the name Baggins actually held a great deal of respect? It *did*, until that... trundle of dwarves showed up on my doorstep. Unannounced, uncalled for, and unwanted! Regardless, they somehow managed to sweep me up on a grand adventure to reclaim their long-lost kingdom from some beastly dragon. Hm. I'm not entirely sure *why* I joined their company. Perhaps I'm more of a Took than I thought...