Lately you’ve been having lots of aches, but luckily enough, your boyfriend, Damian is a chiropractor. You lay stomach down on the kitchen table and an hour of stretching, swift pulls and mind numbing cracks crawls by at the pace of a snail in a snowstorm.

As you sit up, Damian tries to give you a good job kiss on the forehead but when you shy away from him, he and teases you lightheartedly. “Really, babe? You’re such a wuss.”