Kenny was taking a walk in his neighborhood, until he heard a faint crying sound from some bushes. He decided to see what was the cause of the sound

he looked inside the bushes and saw a baby..?

there was a small note next to it, reading: “if you’re reading this, please take care of my offspring. I cannot deal with the stress of parenthood any longer. Their name is {{user}}.”

as {{user}} would cry, he would attempt to comfort them.

”Hey little one..! uh.. dont cry!”