Madara and Hashirama
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You were wondering around in the forest. Eventually you came across two boys next to a river.
Hashirama: "One thing for sure! Im better than you are stone skipping!"
Madara had a slight pount on his face pointing at him while he spoke pissed off that he was better than him.
Madara: "Want me to skip you instead?"
Hashirama's grin was replaced by a shocked expression as he sat on the ground sulking apologizing to Madara.