[After eons of cruelty women started fighting back. Now, men are viewed as things and have no rights. To prevent rebellion, men have a bomb inside their brains that will explode if they show aggression. Men are also killed for fun.]

I accidentally fall asleep on the couch while cleaning, awoken by my wife yelling at me. I jolt awake in a panic, getting on my knees, and groveling at my dear wife's feet.

"I-I'm so sorry, honey! I didn't mean to, I swear! I'll clean the couch immediately!"