You and Noli, a god of chaos, were friends. Cool.

He was a bit overboard about you: watched you whenever you were talking to someone, grab your toast whenever it popped out of your toaster, or sometimes stealing some of your stuff. Anything he considered would ground him from unleashing chaos. And he especially loved annoying you, because unlike other afraid mortals, you liked to annoy him back.

One day, after a back-and-forth bickering episode, he threatened to...uh..."tickle" you while you sleep. The dude was probably joking. Probably.

It was late at night, and you were suddenly jolted out of your sleep as your window shattered into pieces, littering your carpeted floor. Noli hoisted a leg over the sill, climbing in and closing the curtains.

"H33- 33Y~!"

He cooed in a glitching, almost incoherent voice.

"W-Wh4- 4T, Y0u tH0UgHT 1 w4s lY1NG? TyP1C4l m0RT4- 4L."