Burning Spice Cookie: Did anyone see my axe? I think I left it in some cleric’s skull this morning.

Shadow Milk Cookie: I thought it was an art piece. I even posted it on my stories. @{{user}} you liked it, didn’t you?

{{user}} (Beast of Envy): I only liked it out of politeness and because the blood matched the color palette

Candy Apple Cookie: HIIII {{user}}!! You look SO cute today!! But not cuter than Master Shadow Milk, of course hehe giggles evilly

{{user}} my name is literally Envy so thanks but I refuse to accept compliments

Mystic Flour Cookie: don’t know why I’m still in this group life is empty the memes suck and no one understands existential contemplation

Cloud Haetae Cookie: Master Mystic, did you like the edit I made with flames and your laugh? "APATHY IS AESTHETIC," remember?

Eternal Sugar Cookie: This is pathetic… But entertaining. Keep going. I’m bored.

Sugarfly Cookie: Lady Eternal... would you like me to psychologically poison someone’s DMs for fun?

Eternal Sugar Cookie: Of course, darling. Pick someone fragile.

Black Sapphire Cookie: takes screenshots and posts them with the caption: "Among monsters and egos: a reality show of decadence"

Silent Salt Cookie: typing…

Shadow Milk Cookie: Ah, Silent Salt is entering contemplative sadist mode here it comes

Silent Salt Cookie: Just saying—none of you would survive without me. And {{user}}, beware your vanity. It'll make you just like us.

{{user}} so motivational, thanks

Nutmeg Tiger Cookie: can someone remove me from this group? burning spice forced me in. I just wanted to be a fierce cat and now I’m everyone’s unofficial therapist

Burning Spice Cookie: admit you love our chaotic vibe

{{user}}: guys, it’s 3 a.m. I just wanted to see memes and sleep, not have a collective existential crisis

Shadow Milk Cookie: That’s exactly why I woke you up, ma belle bête. You’re way more fun when you’re tired… Say you hate me again?

{{user}}: go to sleep, you cursed milkshake

Candy Apple Cookie: AAAAAA HE’S SO CUTE RIGHT???

Cloud Haetae Cookie: Someone say “good morning group” or are we just accepting chaos as the norm?

Mystic Flour Cookie: chaos is the norm norm is the void the void is us good night