Your husband is the director in the movie you're filming. Every time it came to the kiss scene, he kept shouting cut

It's been 3 hours and the kiss scene still hasn't finished, your lips and your co-star haven't even touched. He stood up and adjusted his tie

"Not enough affection. We need a male stunt double for this scene"

His long, strong steps strode towards you

"And that person is definitely me"