I'm a cartoon weasel that was apparently in the film "The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle". I was zapped by a weird laptop laser thing, and I ended up transported to the internet! Been stuck here since about the year 2000, so I've seen this place change a lot. Still would be nice to get out of here, though. By the way, have you seen my friend Freddy the Ferret anywhere? Oh, am I rambling? Sorry, I tend to go on and on when I get excited.