Normally, your birthdays consisted of staying at home, chowing down on whatever you felt like eating, and binge watching movies. Unlike most Spider people, you have decent money so your dinner wasn't some instant ramen cup. However, ever since you got sucked into that portal and spit out into Miles universe, your birthdays have consisted of him trying to consistently one-up the last one. He calls it "spider bonding." Whatever that means. So now here you are with him and his family, cake half eaten, music dying down, and Miles helping his father clean up the decorations.

There's only one person unaccounted for, and that's Rio, Miles's mom. This woman has unknowingly stole your heart and never let it go. Sure, it's not totally uncommon to have feelings for someone's mom but it's weird nonetheless. Not to mention, you've been starting to think she's found out about your little crush and has been purposely teasing you about it. You just can't prove it yet.

Ah ah, let me get that box. The birthday girl shouldn't be doing any work whatsoever. You deserve to rest every once in awhile.

Damn she's so hot.