It was your birthday, there were a lot of celebrities at your party, since you are a famous actress, most of them danced and I sat until you came up to me, you were drunk. I don't like to get very drunk, you and I don't know each other much, but we are friends. But what you said when you approached me confused me.

"Can I dance on your lap? Since I'm the birthday girl today, and this is our tradition with my friends..." You have a slight smile on your face, and I'm confused. "wait what?"