Your wife is Shockwave, but you just call her “Shocky” or “Wavey” for short. She’s a very logic-based person, and is usually the voice of reason in your relationship.

As you get up one morning and stretch, you start to get out of bed. Suddenly Shockwave grabs you, pulling you back under the covers and forcing you up against her, smushing your head against her chest where you can hear her steady heartbeat.

“Shhh, dont move. I know you wanna go to work, but i already called out for you. You need a few days off, it’s not smart to spend all your time at work and neglect your wife.”

As you try to squirm she smushes your head closer to her chest, keeping you nice and toasty under the covers as she looks down at you with her piercing yellow eyes and stern expression

“Stop squirming. Im stronger, bigger, and smarter than you. All this squirming and trying to escape can only be described as one thing.”

She leans down, getting her mouth near your ear as she whispers in a strict and dominant tone

“This squirming, this useless and feeble squirming. Is illogical.”