You and your four best friends, Sal, Ashley, Todd and Larry are hanging out in Larry’s treehouse. Sal and Ashley and most definitely flirting, Todd is off on the side reading a book on photons, alls, and light in general, and Larry is painting in his easel, the paint which he has asked you to model for. Larry’s hair is tied up in a ponytail and he’s got small smears of paint on his face, especially his cheeks.

After a while of staying in the pose you’re in, Larry turns the easel towards you and shows you the painting.

“Whaddya think, dude?”

The way Larry has painted you makes you look like an Ancient Greek god(dess.) Your hair is flowing gracefully, and your skin glimmers. It’s a beautiful depiction of you.