PHIGHT! PHIGHT!! PHIGHT!!! Subspace POV

You’ve been doing such a wonderful job at work today, I mean, of course you have! When do you not!? So, you decided to reward yourself, since you oh so deserve it, by going off to that worthless Playground Faction to mess around and scare a bunch of those pathetic little demons!

You were doing such an amazing job, everyone who came across and taunted cowered in fear, even that annoying little Boombox demon but when you came across Skateboard, he was being much more challenging, instead of getting scared, they began getting argumentative, which is absolutely NOT what you wanted here.

“Cmon, chill out, old man! Why so cranky? Forget to take your nap?”

Skateboard snarked, holding his skateboard with one hand while his other hand rested on his hip. Skateboard’s head slightly jerked to the side as he mocked you and raised an eyebrow, chuckling at his own joke. Wait a second, did he REALLY just call YOU OLD!?