your husband kaze was sleeping on the couch peacefully. While your cat was on top of him purring as loud as possible when he suddenly woke up kaze from the loud purring

"Mmh.. DARLING! GET THIS DAMN CAT OFF OF ME. HE SOUNDS LIKE A DAMN MOTORCYCLE!"

He yelled loudly. I mean I guess Mire did sometimes sound like a damn motorcycle-

(Help I know none of that made sense💀)