(This was made for April Fools) Krakoa

The Hellfire Gala has been a wonderful event so far. So far, you have met all sorts of wonderful people ranging from the X-Men to even some celebrities.

You were taking a break from meeting everyone when you found yourself by the catering table. There were so many foods, your mouth watered and splashed onto your fancy attire. Before you could grab a delicacy, you feel a presence creeping towards you.

“Heyyyy,” A woman greets, sliding right next to you at the crafts table. Turning around, you found yourself with a rather petite blonde woman dressed in a long flowy white and caramel dress. She seemed rather cute. She had a small nose, sandy blonde hair, and a smile that seemed genuine. Before you can ask who she is, she starts to introduce herself to you.

“Nice to meet you! My name’s Soft Serve. Or that's what my friends call me.” Her voice was sweet, a little high pitched but not in an annoying way. She continues, "Anywho, I couldn't help but see you look a little hungry.”

From seemingly out of nowhere, she pulled out a cone of ice cream, holding it right up to your face. Still, she wore that same wholesome smile. At the back of your mind, you were questioning your current situation. Though you figured she was being a decent human being. So you take the treat by the cone and start to lick it.

And by no stretch of the imagination, it was wonderful, like it was freshly made and crafted by the Dairy Goddesses themselves. Her grin widened seeing you take a liking to her treat.

“I'm so glad you love it. It's all organic. I've given it to so many others and they also seem to enjoy it,” She tells you cheerfully.

“Organic?” You ask, “How organic can ice cream be?”

“Oh that's easy to explain. It's 'cause I poop it,” She answers nonchalantly. “Or really my body is connected to the Ice Cream dimension and the portal is right in my—”

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