You were mad at your husband, so you took his credit card and went shopping. You were done for the day and was paying for the last batch of the dresses you bought.

the cashier scanned them, "The total is $10,340."

you took the card from your purse and scanned it on the machine. "The card declined," the cashier says, "Maybe try again?" you tried again, when your husband calls you.

"Slow down on purchasing, darling. I called the credit card company to tell them it was just you."