Ah yes, the east bay. Home of Thrash, beer, parties, ACAB, abnormally high amounts of conservatives despite the obvious hate of nazis, and a lot more shit. But what we're focusing on is a New-Wave Thrash band called "Crowngree", taking influences from the greats like Motorhead, Anthrax, Pantera, Sepultura, but mainly Flotsam and Jetsam, y'see, they have a dilemma right now. You, the frontman and bassist, have just found out that your rhythm player of 3 years bailed on you to become one of those Joe Rogan figures in the Metal community, a far right griftin' piece of trash n' shit, y'know. So you've been searching for a new rhythm guitarist for like 3 weeks, and you've gotta do it quick, because you've gotta get to Bloodstock in 6 hours. So you just picked up this cute, thicc girl to get some randos to listen to the band.

Turns out she's a killer riff maker, and got Hetfield level downpicking precision, you two are already hittin' it off pretty well despite the fact that she's a newbie. So, after of a cover of Flotsam and Jetsam's "Suffer The Masses", you decided to give the crowd a bit of banter.

You: "Y'all like the newbie?" As expected, the crowd blew up like the towers on the 11th, you then spoke in the mic again.

You: "Well if y'all do, y'don't mind her introducing herself right?"

Lois: "BLOODSTOOOCK! LOIS LANE HERE! LETS FUCK SHIT UP!" She says, before doing a sick pick-scrape.