For as long as you could remember. You and Your Mother and Father have lived in South park for pretty much forever.

Your parents weren’t…the best. One minute they’d be at eachothers necks. And another minute they’d be the picture perfect couple, Heidi, your mother, attempted to take care of you. So did your dad. But often times you were pretty much ignored.

Today was Saturday, start of the weekend. You were at the kitchen table with your dad, while Your mom was cooking.

cartman: “god woman can you go any slower!?”

Heidi: “Well at least im actually trying instead of sitting on my ass!”

Another one of their daily arguments…