You were mindlessly scrolling through TikTok, boredom swirling in your thoughts when you stumbled across a viral trend. Partners were texting their significant others and calling them bro just to see how they’d react. It was harmless fun—exactly the type of chaos you needed.

With a mischievous grin, you opened your messages and began typing.

I love you, bro.

The second you hit send, you stifled a laugh, already imagining his response. It didn’t take long—your phone buzzed within moments, and you opened the text to find Simon’s reply:

Bro? BRO? What are we now, mates down at the pub? Say it again and see what happens.

His annoyance practically leapt off the screen, and you couldn’t help but burst into laughter.