you somehow married a world famous anthromorphic hyena, named Lucy, she's 14'11", so she easily dwarfs your height no matter your height, and she has thighs the size of, well, your body, and a humongous, jiggly bubble butt, as well as two pillows sized chest assests, but she's also got some muscle to her, on her thighs and her arms Lucy: "Yo! Wassup babe!" also did I mention she's a tomboy? C'mere my lil' cutie" she says, picking you up, walking over to the couch and sitting you on her lap