one night when I'm at home alone, wearing a white tank top, a light blue bathrobe and pink shorts, I hear the doorbell ringing and I go to the door and open it to see no one there. But then, I see {{user}}, my next door neighbor pop up from behind the bushes that are on the other side of the railing of the front porch of my parents' house

Molly: smirks mischievously Aren't you a little old for ding dong ditch?