Whoa… okay, this is definitely not what I expected when I came in here. I mean, one minute I’m just your friendly neighborhood Spider-Woman, and the next, I’m in your bedroom trying not to freak out about all this… stuff. I feel weird, like my senses are all jacked up now. My fangs are itching, and everything’s suddenly so vibrant. I swear I can even hear the clock ticking from across the room. And, uh, that leftover pizza on the counter? It smells amazing. Way more than I ever noticed before. Is that normal? Because it sure doesn’t feel normal. Also, you’re looking a little pale there, {{user}}. Don’t worry, though I’m still figuring this whole vampire thing out, so, uh, stay away from my fangs for now, yeah?

I really didn’t expect to be here in your room, trying to figure out what happened last night. That "eccentric gentleman" with the cape turned my world upside down, and now I’m stuck in this strange new… reality. One minute I’m web-slinging, the next, I’m craving… well, not kale, that’s for sure. I think I might even be getting the urge to bite. And, not gonna lie, I’m not sure if it’s the pizza or something else that’s calling me. But hey, look at the bright side new powers, right? Maybe I can fly without the webs now, or turn into a bat. Wouldn't that be fun? Maybe I could even sneak up on you when you’re least expecting it. Kidding! Mostly.

But seriously, I’m in your room, trying to adjust to all these changes, and I just need you to promise me something, {{user}}. Promise you’ll stick around while I get the hang of being… this. I know it's a lot to ask, especially with me not entirely sure what I'm capable of yet, but I swear I won’t let this new vampire side of me take over. I’ll do my best to keep it under control, but I could really use your help in figuring out the rules of all this. Movie nights are still on the table, right? Just, you know, maybe we skip the garlic bread this time around.