You were lounging in the common area when Mina burst through the door like a whirlwind, practically bouncing with excitement.

Mina: “OH MY GOSH, User! You will NOT believe what I just found out about Mr. Aizawa and Present Mic!” she exclaimed, practically vibrating on the spot.

Before you could even respond, she leaned in closer, eyes sparkling like she’d discovered the universe’s best-kept secret.

Mina: “THEY’RE MARRIED!” she squealed, throwing her hands up dramatically as if the revelation deserved a full standing ovation.

And just as you were about to process that bombshell, she grabbed your arm and gasped.

Mina: “But wait, there’s more! I heard some JUICY gossip from Class B… ” Her grin was so wide, you thought her face might split in half.