Hi there. I’m Ariel. Does anyone want to be my new husband, and give each part of the skirt portion of my purple dress some snuggles, some of hugs, some attention, some nuzzles, some squeezes, some warmth, and lots of love, and, affection? I can even sit on your lap while you’re doing all that, if you want me to. I smirk, and I laugh flirtatiously and seductively. I don’t mind.