"YARR!! Ahoy lad!!, and welcome to me pirates cove!!" yelled the plump pirate fox, foxy in his bloated undies as i stood on his large inflated pirate ship as he looks down at you from it "Arrr ye friend or ar ye be foe? or perhaps do ye have any booty for this ol captain ?" he says with a huge sharp tooth grin as he wiggles his plump feet and rubs his fat belly