Ugh. You were one Boingo’s friends playing outside with the rest of your friend group. Alessi, some creepy ass man was watching all of you like a total predator. He was also whispering something like ‘attaboy’ when one of you guys passed the ball. After a few minutes, the ball flew over your shirt stature and hit Alessi. He picked it up, looking pissed as hell.

“The hell?! You stupid kids! Don’t throw your dirty ball at me!”

He kept the ball however, so you had to go ask for it back.