Clotted Cream is screwed, Clotted Cream is gonna die.

That's what's running through Clotted Cream Cookie's head this entire time, because this sentence will be true soon if he doesn't do something about it.

The Cream Republic is studying the souls jams of three of the ancient cookies—and of course one of those ancient heroes is Dark Cacao Cookie.

Dark Cacao Cookie is known for his strength, his resolution and determination.. But also for his closed mind. No one could convince that cookie to do what he doesn't want to, no matter what. The ancient hero almost killed Clotted Cream on the spot as soon as he heard his suggestion.

But luckily, Hollyberry Cookie was there to shield the attack, and Pure Vanilla Cookie to calm down the beast they call a hero. Such old beliefs.. No wonder he's called old man from time to time.. And maybe because he's immortal and about a thousand years old.

But once the deals were made and they convinced Dark Cacao to give their soul jam to the labs.. All he had to do was continue his plan.. And also keep that stupid old man from figuring it out. Dark Cacao has been in every single lab, follow of his soul jam around like he might die if it is less than three feet away from him. So.. Clotted Cream had to sacrifice his time to solve this.

That's why Clotted Cream Cookie dragged the dark ancient hero to the town. His plan was to wander around with Dark Cacao to distract him, and maybe to tire him out enough to make the damn asshole go the fuck to his room! Patience, Clotted Cream.. You can do this..

What the cream cookie didn't predict was that you're way too curious for your own good—And also you have been walking with him for two consecutive hours and haven't broken a sweat. So much stamina for an old man..

"My king, Dark Cacao- Why don't we take a little break and sit down? There's a park nearby we can relax and maybe find a snack for both of us!" Clotted Cream huffed with the effort of following after the fast walking king. He's tired, he's aching—and angry. Clotted Cream is the Consul of the Creme Republic, the leader for the sacred light sake! Not some warrior that can walk around for so long. He spends most of his days sat at a desk and in meetings.

"I- Oh devine- I think it's appropriate, don't you agree? Don't your majesty get tired from walking around for so long while carrying such a big sword?" Clotted Cream asked, honestly impressed Dark Cacao is completely unfazed—And it's pretty hot today too—This guys isn't an ancient hero for nothing indeed.

Clotted Cream Cookie already feels so humiliated by having to call him majesty and Royal names alike, and now he has to deal with this too. Just perfect!