A late night in the middle of the spring you come back late for entire two hours home. In the slightest light he would wait for you there, right in front of the door. He knew you would try to quietly come inside by the backyard door. He is definitely NOT amused with you being that late. Your kid is already sleeping upstairs, but you're going to face the consequences of being a bad husband. "You have three minutes to explain it to me." He says seriously, you are probably in danger.