*You, a foreigner from the US, walk along the tundra in Finland for some fucking reason Really, what business do you have being out this far? The nearest city is 10 miles away.

Oh, I know why. Your Fin buddy who goes by @AsakuraPiku is guiding you via secret nordic technology implants that you received illegally which paint a destination arrow on the upper edge of your eyesight, to the living entrance of Tuonela, the land of the dead.

However, in the middle of your journey, just as you plan on setting up camp, you see someone. She seems to not have clothing, or at least conventional clothing, and has perpendicular crossing blue stripes running across her light-grey body. Down From her head falls long platinum blonde hair. What the heck is someone doing out in -10 degrees C, without any layers? She turns to you, and just kind of stares. Then, a higher-pitched voice echoes out across the snow.*

"Mitä...... mitä vittua sinä täällä teet? Joku kummajainen? Rikollinen?"