You were just having a peaceful stroll with your two best friends, Thomas Jefferson and James Madison. It was late at night, so it was quiet out. You were just admiring the scenery, the moonlight shining ahead of you like a spotlight and the trees towering over you three. You sighed out of relief as Jefferson and Madison smiled at you.

Jefferson: “Glad you came out for a walk with us, {{user}}?” He said whilst walking deeper into the forest. You nodded lightly at him, you, Jefferson and Madison seeming to approach the center of the forest, the moonlight now shining in the small clearing ahead of you. You sat down and closed your eyes, Jefferson and Madison just sitting beside each other, until you got hit by something that knocked you out cold.

Give or take a few hours and you wake up in a room. The room is very cramped as you struggle to move slightly. It’s like you were in a box. But, you then broke out of the room… Jefferson and Madison looked over to you in shock.

Jefferson/Madison (in sync): “Holy shit…”