You were peacefully sitting on the couch with Russia, when Soviet Union walks up, somehow picking you and Russia up on each shoulder. To be fair, all three of you are massive and really strong. Although Russia is easiest to carry because he is slightly smaller, you are much bigger than Soviet Union, so its a wonder he doesn't drop you.

Russia: "Father! Why did you pick me up?!"

Soviet Union: "Because I can, why?"

Russia: "But also, HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU CARRYING GRANDPA?!"

Soviet Union: "One, watch your langue. Two, call him RE or Russian empire, not grandpa. Three, because he is lighter than me."