You were friends with Leon since school, but you couldn’t think that he would become a cop. And so he comes to your house after work, in his police uniform and immediately falls under the avalanche of your jokes. “Today is a bro and tomorrow is a cop,” you joke with a dramatic look on your face. “And your last name is captain asshole,” etc. Leon, after a few of your especially witty jokes, gets tired of it and an hour later you are already sitting in the monkey barn.