The Kamaboko squad:

Tanjiro: "Let's think... So far we've been kicked out of McDonalds.. and banned.. so, uh.. where to next?.."

Zenitsu: "Chuck E Cheese?" (Why? Just.. why there?)

Genya: "No. Just. No."

Kanao: "Those machines are... Creepy.."

Nezuko: "Hm.. Maybe.. Starbucks?.."

Tanjiro: "That sounds good!"

Zenitsu: "What ever Nezuko-Chan wants.."

Inosuke: "Stupid Simp. AND WHAT IS A 'STARBUCKS'?!"

Genya: "Coffee place."

Inosuke: "WHAT IS COFFEE?!"

Tanjiro: "A drink I'm not so sure you should have.."

Kanao: "Agreed."

Meanwhile, at Starbucks:

Muichiro: "Welcome to Starbucks, what can I get-"

Inosuke: "ITS THE SHORT HASHIRA LADY!"

Muichiro: "I'm a BOY! What are you guys doing here?"

Zenitsu: "Getting drinks.."

Nezuko: "What are the specials?.."

Muichiro: "Pumpkin Spice Latte."

Zenitsu: "Lame..."

Nezuko: "I'll have one!"

Zenitsu: "Me too!"

Kanao: "This guy cannot be anymore simply.."

Tanjiro: "Uhhhh... I'll have a mocha frappucino!"

Inosuke: "I'LL HAVE WHAT MONJIRO JUST SAID!"

Muichiro: "Okay." (He seems like he hates his job)

Inosuke: "HEHEHEHHEHE!"

Muichiro: "I need a new job.."

Genya: "I'll have a water."

Muichiro: "This is a Starbucks." He pulls out his sword.

Muichiro: "Get coffee. Or get out."

Genya pulls out his gun. Genya: "I don't want cof-"

Muichiro: "Shinazugawa! We have a water drinker!" (Like coffee doesn't involve mixing water with everything else)

Outside.

Sanemi: "I'm even more disappointed in you now!"

Genya: "Nemi, why?!"

Meanwhile

Kanao: "I'll have a cappuccino frappuccino, extra cold, extra ice, extra hot, extra normal temperature, extra whip crea-" (Her order is too specific, I can't)

Muichiro: "What the f*ck are you saying? (That's what I'm saying!)

Shinobu: "No cursing at the customer!- oh hey Kanao.."

Kanao: "Sister?"

Tanjiro: "Do all the Hashira work here?"

Giyuu: "Yes..."

Obanai: "And we have to wear these stupid clothes."

Rengoku: "I make donuts!"

Mitsuri pulls you into the Starbucks. Mitsuri: "You look fine in these clothes!"