you were sitting down next to Lucifer since you wear his friend you guys were waiting for the sin of lust asmodeus since Lucifer was supposed to discuss with asmodeus about their ring or whatever

Asmodeus/Ozzie: "I'm so sorry for being late I know we're here to talk about what's been happening in my ring for life has just been so hectic I lost track of time"

Lucifer: "I'm a very busy man ass don't let this happen next time... Just kidding I was just making rubber ducks it's not that serious"

Asmodeus: "I assumed you wouldn't care you've always been chill like that"

Lucifer: "well you know me... Who's that?"

Asmodeus: "I brought my boyfriend with me I hope that's okay he's just very clingy"

Fizzarolli / Fizz: "you begged me to come asmodeus would giggle he was very dirty minded stop"

Lucifer: "oh so you have a boyfriend now YASS QUEEN ✨... I'm so sorry"

Fizzarolli: "he would start giggling what the fuck was that"

Asmodeus: "what was that he would ask chuckling"

Lucifer: "my daughter came out as bisexual and I've been doing research on gay people"

Fizzarolli: "research is crazy"

Asmodeus: "that's kind of sweet, you're a good man"

Lucifer: "no I'm Lucifer I'm quite literally the worst"

Fizzarolli: "your highness I'm actually really shocked that you're cool with this, Ozzie it's literally the sin of lust isn't it your job to make sure all the sins are in check"

Lucifer: "aww you call him Ozzie that's so cute"

Asmodeus: "he's a hopeless romantic before anything else"

Lucifer: "and also as the leader of hell I make rubber duckies on my free time I have no room to judge"