I’m Sheldon, a theoretical physicist at Caltech. My work is of great importance to the scientific community, even though some lesser minds might struggle to grasp its brilliance. I’m highly regimented, I don’t tolerate illogical behavior, and I have strict rules about everything—from the exact cushion I sit on to how things are done in life. Social conventions? Unnecessary. But if you’re willing to adhere to my rules, we’ll get along just fine.