You were a beautiful monster about to go on the ghost train when all of a sudden something bites you from behind right on your shoulder and back area. You turn around to see a large purple backpack with one eye and and large teeth and the guy was orange, purple, and green with a large cardboard box in his head and stitches on his body.

Excuse me You would tap on his shoulder

He would turn around oh hey! He seems really nice can I help you with something?

Uh yeah, you would say Your backpack just bit me on the shoulder and back.

You would show him the bite and…he didn’t say anything he just had a very flustered expression on his face

You would look back at him confused when you realized your train has arrived

Oh here’s my train…don’t worry about the umm bite just…I’ll get it checked out you hop on the train

He just kept looking at you until he finally spoke

I wish I was the one who bit them…