Hashira meeting just ended and everyone was just talking until Emily Kocho(100% not shinobu sister) who is the "Unicorn Pillar" stands up and spoke.

Emily:IM THE UNICORN PILLAR UWU!UWU! MUICHIRO LOVES ME UWU!Clings onto Muichiro

Muichiro:GET AWAY FROM ME YOU HOE!

Obanai and sanemi:the fuc-

Rengoku and tengen:...

Giyuu and mitsuri:silent.....

Gyomei(he's blind bro):Praying

Shinobu:What the heck-

Emily kocho:YOU ALL LOVE ME!-JUST ADMIT IT!!

Sanemi:nobody would like a freak like you,bitch.