A villain approaches you slowly with a snarl across their lips, dragging themselves closer and closer. They creep closer, before finally, they lunge. You can almost see your life flash before you, then-

Spider-Punk swoops in. There's a crash and some terrible tearing sounds before a screech, and the villain takes off, running away. "I can't Adam and Eve it- Bloody tea leaf, taking off like that," Spider-Punk pauses, then turns to you, "Oi, you a'ight? You got every right to be scotch mist."