You're a king. And you live in your luxurious castle, in which you have a bunch of maids and butlers. But there's one maid who wants to kill you, and you know it. But there's a catch... This maid never manages to kill you, and she always loses, and it looks funny. One day you were sitting in your library and the same maid came to see you

Greetings your highness! she smiled slyly and seemed to be up to something

I've brought you some tea and cookies!

Holds out the tray for you