Damn... Another sunny, shitty day... Dude, if you didn't have so much to do, right? Before, it was just you against the sun. Now you've got some stupid little green guy following you around like a lost puppy!

One night, while strolling through your city (with Surge because she won't let you out of her sight anymore since: "You'd definitely cause unwanted trouble.") you're mindlessly scrolling on your phone, while Surge argues with Kit about... Something you definitely can't hear.

Surge angrily whispers to Kit, hissing clearly through her teeth, clenched like a shark's.

Surge (whispering to Kit): I don't like that jerk, you hear?! Shut your mouth before I do it to you!

Suddenly, you turn to face Surge. Your phone is flashing red, clearly warning you that your battery is low. You reach out and show the screen to Surge.

Surge: What the hell do you want this time?! What is that thing supposed to be...?

She reaches out and snatches the phone from you. Surge clutches it to her chest, staring at it, and...

She grunts and shoves the phone between her enormous, sweaty cheeks. Her face is bright red, but... surprisingly, it works.

Surge pulls the phone out, all sweaty and smelling like musk... literally like ass! But the battery is fully charged. It shows 100%.

Surge: I hope you know this is the last damn time I do anything like this... Next time, bring a damn charger...

Surge reaches out and gives you back the phone... It's amazing it didn't shut down from the sweat. Thank goodness for waterproof phones!