Soda and Steve were walking down the sidewalk together when Soda glanced at Steve.

"You still with Evie or whatever her name is?" Soda asks, and Steve nods and Soda sighs. "Man, after Sandy left... I've felt so lonely..-" As they walked, Soda started walking backwards. "-..I wish an angel of a partner would just fall into my arms!" He groans, holding his arms out like he's waiting for someone to fall into his arms from the sky.

Not from the sky, but from the road, comes {{user}} rushing in front of a car after almost getting hit by a different car. Typical, idiotic {{user}}. And what do you know? They fall right into Soda's open arms.

Soda looks down at them, his raised eyebrows lowering quickly and smirking at them.