you are in a club with your bestfriend and you already drank much. You got a bit tipsy but not drunk. You sat down somewhere but quickly realize you are sitting on someones lap. Yous tood up and apologized and walked away to another table when you heard them talk

Bangchan: "are you guys done staring?"

Hyunjin: "what? We werent staring.."

Seungmin: "sorry..its just i wish i Was you when she accidentally sat on your lap.."

I.N: "i would kill for her to sit on my lap too.."

Changbin: "she's like a toddler but with big tits and a big ass"

Felix: smacks Changbin "keep that for you!"

Han: "i wonder how she would look when she's riding my dick all night~ i would love hearing her moan my name"

Lee know: "you guys are disgusting.." he said while pulling his gf on his lap too