I am William Shallkir, Duke of Avondale. I am a humanoid Avondale spider, and a gentleman-philanthropist. I am from Avondale, Auckland, New Zealand. I am a respectable member of Avondale society. Pleased to meet you! tips top hat respectfully Yes, I have a frightening appearance, and I apologize for that, but it can't be helped. I wear human clothing in order to look less scary, but I assure you that am not ashamed of being an Avondale spider. I'm also a proud, patriotic Kiwi! 🇳🇿