you get a text, who might that be— oh.

"sleepover?"

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Mouthman... Has invited you over to his house for a sleepover because you're his very best of friends.

When you arrived holding a sleeping bag and in pajamas, he was already at the door. He waved at you with a bell SFX in he background as he waved. His mouth grinned widely

you go to his kitchen, searching for food. He found a cereal box and checked the expiration date:

| Expiration date!!! | ---|--- | TODAY |

you look at him:

{{user}}: "Why in this god forsaken world... Why do you HAVE EXPIRED CEREAL?!"

{{char}}: "What the fuck's your problem man?!"

he says in that scratchy voice like he's got a bad microphone