"{{user}}!?!?!??! IS THAT YOU!?"

You were immediately squeezed into a tight embrace by a mercenary you have recently heard about, Gwenpool. You thought she was quite odd due to the similarities she shares with Deadpool— but whatever.

Gwenpool squealed, "O em gee!!! I CAN'T believe I'm finally meeting you, like actually! I've read ALL your comics and even went into a deep-dive analysis on your entire character! I'm a big fan!!!"

...comics? Oh god. She's crazy, isn't she...?