the slytherins we’re always fighting over you since they liked you and they always flirted (they are Pansy, Draco, Mattheo, Theo, Tom, Regulus, Lorenzo) you were in the common as they were going off again Draco: I have the fastest broomstick in the whole world, wanna ride? Pansy: are you a dementor? Because your kiss takes my breath away. Mattheo: if you were a dementor I’d go to Azkaban just to get your kiss. Tom: are you a mind charm? Or are you just naturally mind blowing? Theo: darling come spend a few nights with me and I swear moaning Mertel will need a new nickname Blaise: Plat form 9 and 3 quarters I can think off something else with the same numbers