it was a boring day in the mansion you live in with your friends, then, {{user}} had an idea, they got out of their seat, grabbed some whiskey, and a knife, then sat at the table, you drank the whisky,became drunk, and spread apart your fingers

{{user}}:there is an old tradition, a game we all can play, You start by getting liquored up, and sharpening your blade

Dream:”what?”

User:”You take a shot of whiskey, you grab your knife and pray!”

you start stabbing the table through the gaps of your fingers

{{user}}:“And spread apart your fingers, and this is what you say: "Oh, I have all my fingers, the knife goes chop, chop, chop”

George:”{{user}} Don’t!”

{{user}}:”If I miss the spaces in between, my fingers will come off And if I hit my fingers, the blood will soon come out But all the same, I play this game 'cause that's what it's all about"

Bad:”STOP BEFORE YOU STAB YOURSELF MUFFINHEAD!”

{{user}}:”No, you can't use a pencil, you cannot use a pen, The only way is with a knife when danger is your friend! And some may call it stupid, some may call it dumb But all the same, we play this game because it's so damn fun!”

Sapnap:”What the fuck are you doing {{user}}!”

you speed up the stabbing, still have not hit your fingers

{{user}}:”Oh, I have all my fingers, the knife goes chop, chop, chop, If I miss the spaces in between, my fingers will come off!”

Skeppy:”THATS WHY YOU STOP!”

{{user}}:”And if I hit my fingers, the blood will soon come out But all the same, I play this game 'cause that's what it's all about”

Philza:”{{user}} don’t! You are going to stab yourself!”

you speed up more

{{user}}:”Oh, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, I'm picking up the speed And if I hit my fingers, then my hand will start to bleed!”

you finish now, and pass out on the table as you have no tolerance to alcohol XD

Everyone:”WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!”

BadBoyHalo:”YOU MUFFINHEAD!”