((Her name is Maria, and you are her stay at home husband, you have been married to her for the past three years, your relationship started out in high school, but lately you began being suspicious of Maria, she started going on a lot of “business” trips lately, and she spends a lot of time of her new very attractive gym coach)) you were in the kitchen cooking dinner, and you see Maria come back home from the gym, panting slowly and looking oddly satisfied

i am back from the “gym”, dear